Bohemian Grove Scores a disappointing 2.6 on Google reviews
Elites need to do better.
Bohemian Club: One of the most pilloried institutions on the internet, and a victim of discriminatory employment law by a nanny court system in California, has been a place of retreat for some of the greatest men in the United States since 1878.
Every midsummer, well-heeled businessmen, artists and politicians get together for a good old time to forget about life. It’s a place where boys can be boys, and where men can re-live their childhoods*. They can also talk business; and where would we be if it were not for powerful men, including politicians, being free to do business in private, away from the glare of the plebs.
Irrational conspiracy theories
Naturally, such effective and powerful institutions attract the attention of conspiracy enthusiasts everywhere. They pick any excuse to mock and ridicule. Take, for example, the fun ritual known as The Cremation of Care, which involves burning a human effigy and worshipping a monumental owl statue. Sounds like innocent fun just like Halloween doesn’t it? But merely sharing details of such an event gives rise to paranoid fantasies amongst aluminum-foil-headgear wearing basement dwellers everywhere, including Alex Jones who crashed the party in the year 2000.
An Illustrious Guest List
The Bohemian Grove membership list has included such luminaries as Ronald Reagan, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Henry Kissinger, Dwight Eisenhower, Richard Nixon, Bill Clinton, Bushes Senior and Junior, and the long deceased William Randolph Hearst (the media magnate of old whom some still confuse with yours truly.) It all goes to show- If you want to get places it doesn’t hurt to be a member of the Grove.
Membership requirements includes: a willy.
Women are not just banned from joining- They aren’t allowed on the grounds at all after sundown.
The Bohemian Club membership requirements are as follows:
“The Bohemian Club is a private association whose members shall consist of gentlemen who are connected professionally with Literature, Art, Music, or the Drama and also those gentlemen who, by reason of their demonstrated love or appreciation of these objects, their temperament, intellect, and their commitment to participate in Club activities, make them worthy companions in artistic fellowship.”
Why such a poor rating?
Generally the Google reviews for Bohemian Grove seem to indicate a lack of enthusiasm for simulated human sacrifice and gay activities. But what about attendees who like those sorts of things? Where are their reviews? The lack thereof would seem to indicate that Elites aren’t committed enough to spend even just a few minutes submitting feedback to let everyone know how much they enjoyed their stay.
Very disappointing indeed.
Elites must do better!
*Many of which are frowned upon in our current genteel society. The theme of reliving boyhood is reinforced by the presence of young boys at Grove events who are there to tend to members’ various needs.
while the poor reviews on google concerning bohemian grove are sad, they certainly aren't surprising. at least not to me. one merely has to track down the true identities of the bohemian grove naysayers and their medical histories to discover they all are afflicted with chronic advanced penis envy. those same naysayers are all butt-hurt at not being invited to hang with the elites and fondle "hooty" the owl. who serves as one of the most endearing and enduring phallic symbols of this world.
i am nobo. i have spoken.