British Police Officer Offends Every Lesbian On The Planet.
West Yorkshire Police must not be allowed to get away with this.
In a stunning development a British Police Officer has caused massive outrage amongst lesbians worldwide, giving rise to calls for West Yorkshire Police to be investigated for Hate Crime.
"Clearly Police officers’ most important role is to protect themselves from feeling hurt- everything else comes second- Except where specially selected groups are concerned." said Butch Rotweiler a spokesthing for the International.League of Lesbians. (ILL). "This officer was referred to as looking like a lesbian. We still don’t know what her current tastes are, but instead of standing up for her identity, she chose to shame lesbians by having the commentator arrested. The commentator, being a sixteen year old girl with autism and scoliosis was simply admiring her courage as far as we can see.”
The arrest incident, which involved two classes of the oppressed (Lesbians vs Disabled), brings into focus the burning question of victim status. Obviously the two ladies involved are on the official victim heirarchy list of People Seeking Your Charity Humility and Obsequience (PSYCHO)
The current up to date PSYCHO list is as follows:
Butch Rotweiler realised she had made a mistake in her previous statement, which she then corrected. "My apologies. The commentator in question as we can see is not on this victim list, as there is only so much room at the top and we can't solve everyone's problem, though we do try very hard. Like everything else the problem comes down to money. We constantly need more money for administration, advertising, lobbying, socialising (for networking purposes and employee morale), expenses, travel and accommodation, extensive research, and also for doing our important work."
Getting back to the issue of West Yorkshire Police, who are obviously doing a great job at protecting those on the PSYCHO list.
A recent BBC news report stated that they are just not getting the Hate Crime figures up fast enough. “We need more arrests.” said Rotweiler. “We need more reporting and we need to come up with more creative ways to get people arrested. The prisons aren't going to fill themselves. We don't want to be forced into the position of rounding up the entire country just in case they might commit a Hate Crime, although nothing is off the table." said Butch.
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i fail to see why 'those with a persistent rectal itch' don't appear on your current PSYCHO list, yet i remain hopeful, for they truly are an oppressed faction of the world population. but i digress.
but then again these lesbo events should not obfuscate the more important bigger picture. there only need be two kinds of people for the new world order. the elite and the peasants. surely the good work of the elite will be more efficiently accomplished when we no longer have to feign concern for 'navel thumping lesbo peasants', 'enemy of the state journalist peasants', and tree hugging diaper wearing soy sipping scrotum tugging booger flicking pro-death/life bicycle seat sniffing handicapped ar-15 toting 9 year old peasants, so they can just be ordinary, sub-human peasants. in regards to filling up our prisons faster i would proffer the adoption of a tenet of most any christian religion that states we are all born sinners. if that's the case, let's just cuff them and send them up the river as soon as they exit the birth canal. would be even more efficient to just convert the exercise yards at the prisons into maternity wards.