Climate Panic Causes Mass Exodus To Beach
“Ireland Is Literally On Fire.”
The New Refugees
At least 752 Million Irish have abandoned towns and cities for the beaches this July. Ireland, like the rest of Europe has been going through a heatwave evidently worse than The Great European Drought Of 1540. According to Minister For Finance Simon Harris “This drought is yet another calamity that requires government intervention. Thankfully we have the solution. Up until very recently it was not known that taxation is inversely proportional to climate change. This discovery means that we can now make weather a thing of the past. We’re not quite yet there, but getting close.”
Thankfully It’s Almost Over
“The Irish government has many other challenges to face” said Harris, “At least we can put this one to bed.”
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Tales From The Lockdown reveals the true inner thoughts of the Proletariat. Sit down and read carefully... If you can stomach it.
...is a true personal account (heavily laced with satire) during a period of time where ordinary civilised people abandoned the familiar trappings of normality, logic and scientific rigour.
We begin our story in the South of Ireland in late 2019 when unusual events begin to unfold- Starting first as a trickle of activity, then a flow, and then a raging torrent. The book details the escapades of the author Séamus O’Laoi who tries to make sense of what’s happening; It details his modest but nonetheless important personal challenges to the authority of the Irish state during the interestingly exact 2 year period: March 2020 to March 2022.
This book is a record of what happened in Ireland during the period that Séamus mockingly refers to as the “The Dreadful Disease” when erstwhile invisible forces emerged and revealed themselves to the world, perhaps assuming that no-one would pay too much notice.
It is hoped that books such as this one can help provide the reader with an enhanced understanding of what happened to the world in March 2020.
Audiobook Excerpts From The Book @ talesfromthelockdown.com
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I hate pointing out the obvious to the climate deniers out there, but using the infallible mathematical equation, C = 1/T, we can therefore tell people that by paying more taxes, climate change will reduce, in which case they will end up paying less taxes.
This will result in more climate change, but we have already solved this problem. (see above)