Experts Urge Global Panic
"We Urgently Need People To Start Freaking Out"- Expert
Fear Seems To Have Lost It’s Edge
“What is it going to take to get people to focus?” asks Itza Analwart PhD., Professor of Expertise and the Chairthing of the New York Times International Association Of Experts™ (IAoE). “It’s like herding cats- not like the old days when people were courageous and sensible. In 2020 We spoke, people listened and then rigidly followed guidelines. Nowadays it’s as if people have become bored with danger; Just at the precise moment when the world needs to have a complete meltdown, we find that people are completely apathetic. It’s depressing to say the least.
Look at what just happened this past week. Three people died on a cruise ship. Three! You’d imagine that people would sit up and take note, but no. They switched channels, tuned out, and turned over to the sports pages. Pathetic. If the world isn’t going to pay attention to Experts then who are they going to listen to? Rob Ager? If people aren’t going to respond appropriately, they might find that we’re not going to bother making any more pronouncements. They can sink or swim on their own.
Let’s think about this for a minute. A deadly pandemic breaks out on the MV Hondius in the Atlantic off Argentina, and the Alt Internet decides it’s a joke. They say that many of those connected to the Hantavirus breakout are in some way or other connected to Big Pharma; One particularly bizarre effort to “join the dots” was to connect MV Hondius passenger Ann Lane- former aide to Irish President Mary Robinson- to GAVI- Bill Gates’ vaccine alliance, with which Robinson is deeply involved. The mental acrobatics here is impressive but becoming more and more normal. We’re drowning in the seas of anti-Expertise.”
The New York Times has provided a lengthy article about the entire ordeal which will be of great interest to ornithologists, as it goes into great detail about the kinds of birds to be spotted on the bird-watching cruise- the whole point of the voyage- apparently. Passengers spent between $8,000 and $27,000 for a ticket, so it’s nice for everyone to read about how minted they are. However, staying true to the headline, the authors eventually return to the disease and death aspects of the situation.
“We try so hard to get everyone’s attention with these pandemics. Coming up with new and interesting virus names and details is more difficult than you might think. Everyone at the table wants to have a say. We have to come up with viscerally graphic stories- for example: rats jumping off ships and swimming to shore. Next- we have to coordinate the world’s press which is an absolute nightmare because we have to call people at all hours of the morning. As you can imagine editors are not always at their most receptive at half past three in the morning. Me I’m getting tired of doing all this thankless hard work, when people just won’t listen.
Unless we do something drastic, Experts may become an endangered species.”
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Tales From The Lockdown...
A true personal account (heavily laced with satire) during a period of time where ordinary civilised people abandoned the familiar trappings of normality, logic and scientific rigour.
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This book is a record of what happened in Ireland during the period that Séamus mockingly refers to as the “The Dreadful Disease” when erstwhile invisible forces emerged and revealed themselves to the world, perhaps assuming that no-one would pay too much notice.
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It would appear that people are more afraid of batshit than ratshit. Heads are going to roll for that suggestion!
Love it!! Thank you. So true