IRISH TEACHERS HELP CHILDREN TO EXPLORE "NEW AND EXCITING" JOB OPPORTUNITIES
Gay prostitution and child trafficking are burgeoning industries that represent major employment prospects for the youth of today.
The National Council for Curriculum and Assessment have made a brave and stunning move to improve children’s prospects for a better life through “a reliable income source”.
“We are pushing a revolutionary agenda that seeks to assist children to explore career avenues that might never have been considered previously.” said Minister for Education Norma Foley. “The ability to give pleasure to a grown man is a skillset that every child should have access to. We are merely providing the fundamental requirements for a happy and fulfilled life.”
A book entitled “This Book Is Gay” by Juno Dawson has been added to the reading list by the NCCA. “Not only parents of children will be delighted with this new initiative but so will queer old men who were previously thought of as disgusting and dangerous perverts.” said Norma Foley’s assistant parliamentarian Josepha Madigan.
The book sparked controversy in March 2023 when it was discussed on Irish national radio and television broadcaster- The mandatory-license-payer funded RTÉ. Broadcasters pre-warned parents to prevent the book’s contents being read aloud on-air. Education experts tell us that it’s OK for it to be read aloud in school as it’s away from the “damaging influence” of their parents.
The book contains handy guides (pardon the pun) for- amongst other things- masturbating a grown man, and how to oil up your anus for sex. Why couldn’t we all have had this information fed to us through the caring influence of a state actor as children? At least this gaping hole in education has been addressed.
Again- Pardon the pun.