NEW OPPORTUNITIES FOR THE CLINICALLY INSANE
Rethinking the place of "nutjobs" in our society.
WHO declares that mental instability "far from being a problem, is in fact a great asset" when it comes to certain careers. The WHO's director-general Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus was delighted to present new studies showing that people who would previously have been classified as "batshit crazy","deranged", or "a few sandwiches short of a picnic" are now occupying not just menial jobs but positions of the highest authority. We look into some of the success stories behind those that have made the grade and proudly serve their fellow man in ways that would never have been previously imagined.
"My own story is a case in point." says Tadros, "As anyone who cares to look up my history will note, I am quite obviously a complete psychopath- Being instrumental in the killing, torture and incarceration of many of my fellow Ethiopians who had opposed The Tigray People's Liberation Front- Of which I was foreign minister; But despite being threatened with imprisonment, I continued climbing the supra-national organisational ladder that eventually led me to holding the position of Director General of the World Health Organisation. I think my story holds many lessons for all so-called “wackjobs”. We must not let societal preoccupations about sanity hold us back.
Today I look after world health. Who would have thought that a mass murderer would hold- or even could hold- such a position, but let's not forget that psychopaths are people too, and deserve a shot at success. I could have ended up in an asylum or in prison but instead I found the warm embrace of the world’s elite. But this isn’t all about me. There are so many other success stories out there that I can point to. Take Joe Biden: A man who publicly talks about kids stroking his legs in swimming pools, and who regularly mauls children on camera in full view of the world, and yet maintains his position as leader of the greatest nation on earth. You can't get a much better endorsement for wackjob leaders than that.
Look at Hillary Clinton, when in 2011 she had eliminated the Libyan leader Colonel Gadaffi, she said of him: "We came, we saw, he died." while laughing hysterically. She may have a heart as cold as a brass monkey but she sure gets results. Each kind of job has it's own requirements. It just so happens that running the world requires a very loose grasp of reality. I would strongly encourage anyone who is devoid of humanity to consider a career in politics or indeed any position of ultimate power.”
Hillary Clinton reading her Wikipedia page which was accidentally released to the public by an aide at a speaking event in Chicago 2016.
Jacinda Ardern cries on camera. A master of faux compassion and a true icon for lunatics everywhere.
“Jacinda Ardern is the master, possessing talents that many aspiring leaders envy. She may be down but she’s certainly not out. Batshit crazy is the new standard that we hold ourselves to in 2023. When you think of it, if we didn’t have crazy people in charge who would we have?” said Tadros.
How right he is.
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