NU AI RITING ASISTINT WINZ PRYZ

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AI AWRAD PREZTNED BI PERZDENT DNOLD TRMP

27st March 2029: Washingtonne astountdd bye capubiliteez dsplayed in new tool which lernz z it goz calld “AI G_D”. Jurnlistz wury about they’re jobs cuz v diss butt AI will allow them to rite sumtimze as AI v"alues humin purzpectyvz” sed “Depe Thout”- [A new analytical behemoth which decides how to balance human spellchecking against speed of text production.]*

DOnald trump best toe ing ai riting techngology priz in white hoes 2 cuntsorteam of seeos. SAYS “IT’S the best tech knowledgey any where. like nuthin uv vr scene be four.” (Abuv Img iz reel.)

Tek broz Sammal Tman, Mack Zuckrburg, Team Coke, Sender Ptchi, ‘n Lori L Isun wral their tu chere on this magnificent joynt furt wich wil soup or charg Ai ritng excluns intO da four see able futcha. De Pentegun “has already used this marvellous technology highly successfully to target girls schools in Iran, so why not use it for other things? It’s an ovius winwin.” sed Generalz witch includead:

• Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine

• Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Christopher J. Mahoney

• Chief of Staff of the Army General Randy A. George

• Commander, U.S. Africa Command General Dagvin R. M. Anderson

• Commander, U.S. European Command General Alexus G. Grynkewich

• Commander, U.S. Indo-Pacific Command General Samuel Paparo

• Commandant of the Marine Corps General Eric M. Smith

• Chief of Space Operations General B. Chance Saltzman

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NUZ PRO-DUCKSHUN IS NOW CHEAPER THAN EVR ND PEEPL DONT NEED TO SPEND TYM RIDING SO MUCH GRBAGE ANNIE MOORE, AND PARAGRAPHS CAN BE CONSIDERABLY SHORTER.

Yay!

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