PFIZER SAVED FROM CERTAIN DOOM
NEW DELIVERY SYSTEM MARKS A TURNAROUND FOR THE BELEAGURED PHARMA GIANT.
Hopeful news for those who were saddened at the recently announced loss of 214million expired doses of EUropean MRNA jabs.
Let’s be honest- EUropeans are simply too busy to get boosted- when they have enough on their plate- paying taxes and mortgages.
Our solution to this intransigent problem is as ingenious as it is simple: Everyone loves beer. Let’s put it in the beer! Now we know what you’re thinking- How do we get the dosage right? Well it’s like 2021 all over again- We just fine tune it until people die at a rate that’s acceptable (It’s currently 20% above expected mortality and no-one seems to be freaking out.)
The newly formed Globalist Brewing Corp. has teamed up with some great people in Pfinal Solution LLC from Brooklyn, New York. to produce MRNA beer. This specially formulated beverage is a delivery mechanism for what people nowadays refer to as “The jab.”
Am I liable for a possible adverse event if I gift my brother a six-pack and he drinks it all in one evening?