The Problem Corporation

Brimming with solutions for the world's power structures.

The Globalist Gazette in conjunction with The Vatican Bank are announcing our joint venture: The Problem Corporation. This will be a one-stop-shop for special clients who need creative ways to subvert populations and avoid peace and prosperity. Of course we are open to investment.

Announcing our team

SHHHHH: POPE FRANCIS IS FOCUSSING ON SPIRITUAL MATTERS

CEO, CFO & CTO: THE POPE

Jorge Mario Bergoglio (Francis) is the first ever truly dedicated Marxist Pope. His previous experiences include working as a bouncer and janitor before a career as a chemist and food science technician in Buenos Aires, under the tutelage of Esther Ballestrino, a radical Marxist. In 1958 he joined the Jesuits after a bout of pneumonia and cysts. Francis has an extraordinary reverence for the poor, which is why he is dedicated to using as much of the profits from the Institute for the Works of Religion (Vatican Bank) to help the less well off. 😀

Brilliant Strategy

Now that the Western World has finally surrendered to full-top-down-technocratic control, Francis has cleaned up! the Vatican Bank in order to divert investments into highly lucrative areas such as mass migration (charities, real estate and government contracts), and carbon credits (much-boosted church donations, green technologies and more government contracts). All such investments are bulletproof when any kind of criticism is heresy. The all-powerful drivers behind these industries are, of course, wars and the threat of impending doom.

Are you interested in investing in The Problem Corporation?

Call our dedicated team at the Vatican to get your confidential investor pack:

The Problem Corporation

Head Office, Vatican City.

Phone +39.06.698.83712

Fax +39.06.698.85518

Website www.vatican.va

SWIFT Code IOPRVAVX

Founded 2023