The Unexpected (But True) Secret Of Leadership In 2024
Face-melting facts.
2024
Once upon a time it was understood that to be an effective leader you needed many positive traits such as: courage, strength, foresight, intelligence, cunning and wisdom; (Honesty and integrity were always mentioned as “good to have”, but in reality these were generally frowned upon.) Today however, decision-making processes have been entirely removed from the leaders of nation-states- though these human placeholders still play a vital role in maintaining the all-important illusion of sovereignty. So now that we've established the leadership qualities we don't want, what about the ones we do want? The answer is surprisingly simple...
Eyebrows
Whilst every man, woman and child on this earth is born with a set of working eyebrows, it's not everyone who knows how to really use them. Whilst the eyes are the windows to the soul, eyebrows are the curtains; The matador’s cloak, clamouring for our attention "Look at me!" they say "Don't worry about what's going on down there." Whilst the eyes allow humans to connect, eyebrows allow humans to convince, cajole, threaten, plead, express anger, seriousness, sincerity, thoughtfulness, concern, disdain, derision, surprise, and so on. They are an emotional smorgasboard with an expression to suit every mood. The greatest brownipulators of all time are. as we might expect. to be found in the world of cinema. Names like Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell, and Russell Crowe spring immediately to mind, and of course the undisputed all time Grand Master himself- Clark Gable. Cinema is such an important staging ground for our plans of world domination; But the lessons we learned from Hollywood have been aggressively applied to that other theatre of war- politics. We've drafted in many excellent brow specialists to work with us over the years- Ronald Reagan, Vladimir Zelensky and Donald Trump, Joe Biden and Justin Trudeau, but one surprisingly talented browmeister turns out to be the current serving Irish PM (Taoiseach)-
Simon Harris: The Browmeister
Simon has never had to spend time in the real world- Skipping straight from school to college to politics. But all through the years he crafted his skills in the art of browmastery. And look where that got him: Chief Placeholder.
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i for one will always cherish the first time i was browbeaten to believe that honesty and integrity have no real value in a leadership role. i browse the web daily in search of world leaders sporting only the most finely coiffed brows. those are the highbrow leaders this world needs. and let us not forget that even the most discerning of women can't resist a magnificent pair of eye caterpillars.
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