Trump's Ear To Be Immortalised In Mausoleum
The Chosen One's Ear Fragment To Be Embalmed & Put On Public Display
Thousands Pay Respects To Trump’s Helix (Upper Ear) Fragment
Following the horrific near death of the People’s Future Saviour, a search was carried out for the missing remnant of his ear that lay in the dust and confusion following the events of July 13th 2024. The fragment was nowhere to be found, so sniffer dogs were deployed to find the missing flesh fragment. Fortunately it was eventually retrieved from the mouth of one of the hounds after a brief struggle.
A ceremony in front of the Lincoln Memorial has been held to pay homage to what some have dubbed the “Holy Helix”, and thousands of devotees of all faith denominations attended, most notably a sizeable Ashkenazi contingent.
Mausoleum To The Most Holy Helix (Fundraiser)
Due to extraordinary demand from Trump devotees, designs for a mausoleum to honour the Most Holy Helix have been created by Architecture 33 Studios. A fundraiser has been initiated to cover the $50 million it will cost to build in front of the Lincoln Memorial in Washington.
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50 mil? Seems fair. The masons at Arch-33 are the best.
Just popping this on here for the craic.... Onwards...
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