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Whenever I hear aged-out EU spokesmodel Ursula frankly Lying speak, I experience a frisson of joy!

No, wait...it's the uncontrollable urge to vomit that I am experiencing.

I will try to sort out my involuntary bodily functions before I next comment, here.

Carry on!

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You'll be fine. I find that whisky puts everything in perspective. You might have other preferences.

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Perhaps I'll give the stumbling former NATO-ist's 'private potion' a try. Seemed to have done wonders for Jean Claude von FailUpward in wiping away all semblance of awareness.

(Thanks for that delightful footage in GIF form you provided. I now have had my faith in not-really-humanity restored.)

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Most welcome Ma'am.

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How charming! I've always wanted to be mistaken for Emmanuel Macron's 'wife.'

In fact, however, I am an actual human male...born that way, will draw my final breath that way.

I realize that the shriekingly 'virtuous' Pronouners' Brigade will not be rushing to my defense in this instance of misgendering, but I will have to take solace in my male, white 'supremacy.' Nothing warms the heart and soul more than the glow of patriarchal perfection. I feel complete, now.

(Thank you--thank you--thank you. I will be here all week. Be sure to tip your wait staff!)

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Dreadully sorry old chap. The wavy icon and the long hair skewed my judgement. Today I'm identifying as an idiot. 🥸

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lol...it's actually a good thing, from my perspective. I've always wanted to 'say' those things included in my response while of course telegraphing the opposite meaning.

No worries.

Besides which, the Pronouners' Brigade haven't completed her/his/their/its psychological operation against all of humanity and the planned destruction of language. We've many more battles ahead. Occasional diversions along the way are welcome.

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