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it's like i've always said, 'clothes make the man if the common man would just wear what their corporate overlords told them to wear'. is it too much to ask that all peasants be mandated to wear branded clothing and accessories. if we can mandate vaccines then we can surely mandate branded clothing.

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Nail on the head sir. Under Armour hats off to you.

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something tells me mandatory corporate tattoos would be an interesting option also.

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Already here my friend... https://outsons.com/best-barcode-tattoo-ideas-youll-have-to-see-to-believe/

Of course it's just in it's infancy- We have to make it trendy first, just like we did with lanyards. https://occulttrash.com/products/cult-of-the-lamb-lanyard-90cm

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yeah, but those are just bar-code tats. i'm talking actual corporate logo tats for the wage-slave masses to prove their fealty to their masters. hell, earlier this year i got a nike swoosh tat on my 14 year-old wife's pubic mound. ironically, it contrasts nicely with her 'epstein's little angel' tattoo right below it. and when the 16 yeal-old neighbor that baby-sits my wife saw that shit, she had me trim her pubes in the shape of the mcdonald's arches logo. so what if they get sued for copyright infringement, i made them sign contracts they wouldn't hold me financially responsible for their life choices. look, i'm not saying i'm the first to think of this, or asking to be honored in some new world publication. i just want the exalted ones to know i'm not sitting on the bench twiddling my thumbs.

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