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i think the problem here is not that the ultra-right-wing terrorists refuse to use violence, they're willing and able on that front. the problem is that those same terrorists were shipped off to ukraine to practice their craft. admittedly a faux pas on the globalist elitists part. i've assured the general that soon we'll have enough directed energy weapons deployed to wreak havoc o'er the land that the blame can still be attributed to the hard line right-wingers. so really, there's not much to worry about.

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Um... I believe you're referring to the peacemakers that we sent over to the Ukraine, right? Not, in fact right-wing-terrorists at all, despite all the scurrilous branding of our peace-loving mercenaries and Ukrainian Nazis as being far-right terrorists.

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I've noticed Brigadier General Foubâtard's deft use of the circonflex. Well done! This critical little item inherited from the original French serves to hide completely the "s" that would otherwise be nakedly and perhaps shameably showing in "bastard."

Bravo!

I'd love to see the Foubâtard family crest. I'm sure there are other worthy sleight of hand "anomalies" in evidence there, as well.

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The Foubâtards are a proud and ancient family dedicated to the causes of Frankists and Sabbatianists for centuries.

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