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Dear Charlie,

Dr Strangelove was pleased to read your enthusiastic statement, "Yes it's marvellous to see the inventiveness of these new death wielding devices." He has instructed and green lighted that I brief you and bring you into the fold @ 'winning team' asap. We trust you will be impressed and eager to join our team, I can guarantee you, you will have great success and make a 'killing'. The arms/defence business is highly lucrative, remember 'Cashhoggie' and his yachts and planes.

The good Dr is keen we ink some sales contracts with the Irish Government and Army. He has instructed I brief you and bring you onboard asap - congratulations! Few get welcomed so swiftly but the Dr is impressed with your Globalist Gazette and sees you are the man for the job of bringing Ireland into the family of the well armed. A win-win for US and you. Indeed he indicated that should things progress as envisaged that shortly some of America's top defence contractors may set up manufacturing facilities in your beautiful and tax friendly land, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.

As our sales agent you will receive a 5% commission, as sums are large you should be very rich very quickly and we will all be happy.

In the arms/defence business we like use leverage and start at top for best and swiftest results.

One very successful route we have is seeking the co-operation of the WEF's 'young global leaders', 'we've penetrated zeee cabinet's' and selected prime ministers. We propose to set up a meeting for you with the Irish, 'Indian Chief', Dr Vacular. Having spent 6 months in DC Dr Vacular has

allegedly been groomed, tagged and bagged and this will smooth your route to swift sales with his enthusiastic support. Re 'groomed/tagged/bagged' our boys have a proven two step system for enhanced sales.

#1 is to compromise the leader/key purchaser and #2 is to use 'leverage'.

#1 We find potential 'young global leaders' YGL's who enjoy to party after a hard days indoctrination, and so do our boys. They've allegedly found the gay/homo/queer -YGL's especially relish the perks, free 'pizza', coke and booze. When partying hardy they get spiked with some scopolamine after which they become even more enthusiastic to behave outrageously, some even buggering babies, slitting their throats and drinking their blood, our boys film and record all this and when the drug wares of the YGL remembers none of his intoxicated evil, that is until he is later shown his 'portfolio'. Some wake up with an underage girl having gone to bed with 20+ year old, different strokes for different folks, happily the end result is political leverage for us over the tagged and bagged YGL's. You will be furnished with a, 'you know we have it all' leverage note to aid negotiations. Just think of the fun you will have Charlie.

#2 Once the YGL/Premier/IndianChief has reminded of his dark 'portfolio', you will then weave more

'leverage' into you sales mission. Most agents really enjoy this work as it brings strong job satisfaction as well as well as millions of $'s commission. Indeed some agents buy islands and build mansions with bunkers underneath. The Caribbean , Hawaii and New Zealand are favoured spots but the world will be your oyster, you will be a 'made man' and protected.

Indeed many of our products also work as powerful leverage influencers. For example, remember the fires in California and more recently Lahaina, Hawaii, well we 'assisted' those with satellite lasers. Poof from the sky - invisible - what a blast.

Of course we don't have to be so dramatic , we also have everyone geo-located and can zap any individual anywhere anytime. Reminding a prevaricating Premier or army Chief of such abilities works wonders and if reluctant, a small 'demonstration' and reminder of the portfolio will likely improve their willingness to purchase the systems on offer, often costing $ billions (remember your 5%) - the power and the fun, the joy for you Charlie with this unique opportunity, that you are so cut out for.

We have more good news Charlie to make sales work even easier. Our military grade microwave

weapon's are already installed in most Irish towns and our 5G models have enough power at 60 GiggaHz to kill an individual. Some freedom loving jerk pisses us off, we can zapp em

and on one's the wiser - died suddenly and unexpectedly - oh that remind's me, 96% of Ireland's population rolled up their sleeves and agreed to participate in our DoD's (Dep tof Defence) 'experimental' ConVid19 "vaccination" -countermeasure/nanotech/gene-therapy injections.

So most everyone taken 'satan's juice' and carry not just synthetic replicating spike proteins that are undermining their immune systems and damaging their brains, and genetically altering them, turning them into GMO human.2 on the transhumanism road to cyborg-dom hahaha Charlie no need spike them with scopolamine any more - they 'spiked' themselves with our 'experimental' jabs now we can mind control them via all the microwave towers, satellites and cell phones, it's a hoot Charlie - there's more but you get the picture, it's time for you to join the 'winning team' and secure your future with us in this very unpredictable world. Call +1 666 makeakilling666 and ask for 'Sam or Joe' and say "It's Chaelie from GG, I want to join your winning team." That's all it takes, arrangements will be made for our man in Wicklow to meet you and prep you for your assignment. We look forward to 'making a killing' with you Charlie, we feel sure you're our man. Welcome aboard.*

Note this comment is -*Satire - sci-ficion - for entertainment purposes only.

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Dear Mr. Observer,

Obviously I'm not going to respond publicly to this outrageous offer.

That's my official response.

My unofficial response is and will remain unofficial.

😎 🤩

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Covert and smart - we love ya Charlie - happy days ..

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Dr Strangelove and toys for the boys... acquire online...

https://militaryembedded.com/radar-ew/rf-and-microwave

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Yes it's marvellous to see the inventiveness of these new death wielding devices. 😍

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Yup like Gates et al they're making 'a killing'...

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Zee jabs - bioweapon killing and creating cyborgs worldwide...

https://www.bitchute.com/video/VPyBecNzQ6Hw/?utm_source=substack&utm_medium=email

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