Ladies, Gentlemen and Others Of Various Persuasions,
We present
The Presidential Penis.
Order your butler to bring you a coffee/ tea, sit back, and enjoy a 2 minute break from your daily efforts to dominate the world. 😊
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i laughed 'til i cried. then i stopped laughing. then i stopped crying. and asked my self, self, why should i laugh and cry when i can order the butler and maid to laugh and cry for me. so that they too would realize the true genius of zelensky. this is the kind of man we need as president here in the states. not so much a leader as a great entertainer. an entertainer to distract us from the burden of rational decision making and responsibility of action. tasks that are better left to the global elitists.