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i laughed 'til i cried. then i stopped laughing. then i stopped crying. and asked my self, self, why should i laugh and cry when i can order the butler and maid to laugh and cry for me. so that they too would realize the true genius of zelensky. this is the kind of man we need as president here in the states. not so much a leader as a great entertainer. an entertainer to distract us from the burden of rational decision making and responsibility of action. tasks that are better left to the global elitists.

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What could I possibly add to that statement? Delivered with total clarity and to the point.

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you say that now you sly vixen, but will you still respect me in the morning? in the clear light of day? when our clothes are back on? oops, sorry about that chuck; wrong thread, wrong substack. thought i was still signed into angela merkel's, deutscheland douche substack.

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Angela Merkel is one foxy mama. I have posters of her on my bedroom ceiling.

I've said too much already.

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great minds think alike. do you have that one poster of her wearing her crotchless storm trooper uniform and her naughty bits are shaved like hitler's moustache? i had to buy a second one, the first one had too many semen stalactites and fell from the ceiling. and when's the last time you've seen a women of such elegance with such a handsome set of jowls? well...now i think we've both said a bit too much.

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I appreciate the detail but sheesh dude. Still you know what you like. I hope Angela appreciates you.

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can't help it. the devil's in the details; that's where the action is, the higher plane, the advanced masonic degrees.

don't know whether angela appreciates me. we've never met, never corresponded. i just know i owe her so much for making me appreciate the fact that i'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body. i know i'll have conflicted emotions when her and billy gates tie the knot, but they truly deserve each other. just hope you'll have a post concerning their nuptials.

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