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which way to the hemlock bar?
Hemlock. Thats also a nice option. ☺
i tried self-defenestration once, but at the time lived in a ground level apartment.
I had to look that up. It's a new one for me. Just make sure you're wearing clean underwear.
easy enough, i steal a pair every day off the landlady's clothesline. it's like shopping amazon, but for us peasants.
How very industrious of you. A nice pair of knickers certainly adds to the occasion.
knickers in this case being a crotch-less thong. it's really the only meaningful freedom this peasant needs.
which way to the hemlock bar?
Hemlock. Thats also a nice option. ☺
i tried self-defenestration once, but at the time lived in a ground level apartment.
I had to look that up. It's a new one for me. Just make sure you're wearing clean underwear.
easy enough, i steal a pair every day off the landlady's clothesline. it's like shopping amazon, but for us peasants.
How very industrious of you. A nice pair of knickers certainly adds to the occasion.
knickers in this case being a crotch-less thong. it's really the only meaningful freedom this peasant needs.