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which way to the hemlock bar?

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Hemlock. Thats also a nice option. ☺

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i tried self-defenestration once, but at the time lived in a ground level apartment.

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I had to look that up. It's a new one for me. Just make sure you're wearing clean underwear.

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easy enough, i steal a pair every day off the landlady's clothesline. it's like shopping amazon, but for us peasants.

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How very industrious of you. A nice pair of knickers certainly adds to the occasion.

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knickers in this case being a crotch-less thong. it's really the only meaningful freedom this peasant needs.

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