Homosexuals becoming "bored with sex"
Efforts to spice things up are proving futile.
Homosexuals are complaining of the pressure to constantly perform sex acts, finding it ever harder to live up to their reputation as sex-crazed degenerates.
“Sex is now available on tap 24/7.” says Randy Bastard, a spokesthing for Sex Exhibitionist Men (SEMen) group. “Every month there’s another pride parade. We have children’s libraries to visit as well as attending numerous street protests against discrimination. On top of that we are expected to get our rocks off at every available opportunity. How many men am I expected to service daily? My knees are killing me and I have several nasty STDs. I have to visit a chiropractor to deal with major back strain. I’m just not sure how sustainable this all is.” says Randy. “We’re constantly looking for new barriers to smash and it’s getting increasingly hard to find new ones. Part of the fun of being homosexual used to be that it was that it was considered “naughty”; But now it’s practically considered an act of virtue. That’s just killing the whole buzz. It’s not the same any more. I think I prefer the old days.”
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are we forgetting the old adage, absence makes the heart grow fonder? why not simply take away from them that which made them sex-crazed in the first place. in the article, randy bastard, hands you the solution on a silver platter; he longs for the good ol' days. start by banning the sale of red flannel shirts, glow in the dark butt-plugs, prius automobiles, skittles, etc. cancel all performances by adele, beyonce, talylor swift, and margaret cho. replace all the phallic shaped legs on the barstools in gay bars, (and then turn then right side up). outlaw all cosplay conventions. cancel all feng shui classes. eliminate high school wrestling matches and vanity licence plates. confiscate their keurig machines. you get the general picture. before long all the homos and lesbos will be so horny the crack of dawn won't be safe.
I guess that’s why they want to normalize sex with children and animals. New frontiers and all that.
Addictions and perversions are parasites that will always, always, ultimately eat the host alive. First the consciousness of morality, then the brain, and finally and lastly, the body. They’re also contagious.
Don’t believe me? Look at all the old perverted addicts. Husks. Zombies. Carcasses. I bet they even smell like death. Greed, BTW, is an addiction. It’s a besetting sin.
J. Biden ---> H. Biden is one example.
That other carcass that’s the Senate minority leader is another. The Senate Majority Leader is yet another. Well, really, DC is filled with the husks of former sentient beings. I mean, if you go back far enough.