are we forgetting the old adage, absence makes the heart grow fonder? why not simply take away from them that which made them sex-crazed in the first place. in the article, randy bastard, hands you the solution on a silver platter; he longs for the good ol' days. start by banning the sale of red flannel shirts, glow in the dark butt-plugs, prius automobiles, skittles, etc. cancel all performances by adele, beyonce, talylor swift, and margaret cho. replace all the phallic shaped legs on the barstools in gay bars, (and then turn then right side up). outlaw all cosplay conventions. cancel all feng shui classes. eliminate high school wrestling matches and vanity licence plates. confiscate their keurig machines. you get the general picture. before long all the homos and lesbos will be so horny the crack of dawn won't be safe.
No longer is there the thrill of potentially getting the shit kicked out of you for giving a blowjob down an alleyway. Nowadays you get your own TV show.
oh, i get it, i get it. did charles foster kane put you up to this? he is such a kidder. maybe this is one of his many devious, ingenious tests to see if i'm paying attention. okay, i'll play along.
if they aren't red flannel shirts, does that mean it's just meticulously coiffed and dyed body hair? well, ya learn something new everyday.
This is 2023. Crazy has been redefined as "an obsession with an old fashioned concept known as "truth". Please be aware that we at TGG do not harbour such obsessions.
i've been called worse, so no harm, no foul there. in regards to moving your desk please consider this; are you sure the desk wants to be moved? desks have feelings too you know, and preferences also. and remember, the global elitists thank you for your work in furthering the new world order. just think, your monthly donation may very well help a billionaire afford a new chandelier for their yacht, or a breast augmentation for their mistress, or maybe a monogrammed black hooded robe so they can attend mass in style. just give 'til you hurt and give 'til they squirt.
I guess that’s why they want to normalize sex with children and animals. New frontiers and all that.
Addictions and perversions are parasites that will always, always, ultimately eat the host alive. First the consciousness of morality, then the brain, and finally and lastly, the body. They’re also contagious.
Don’t believe me? Look at all the old perverted addicts. Husks. Zombies. Carcasses. I bet they even smell like death. Greed, BTW, is an addiction. It’s a besetting sin.
J. Biden ---> H. Biden is one example.
That other carcass that’s the Senate minority leader is another. The Senate Majority Leader is yet another. Well, really, DC is filled with the husks of former sentient beings. I mean, if you go back far enough.
are we forgetting the old adage, absence makes the heart grow fonder? why not simply take away from them that which made them sex-crazed in the first place. in the article, randy bastard, hands you the solution on a silver platter; he longs for the good ol' days. start by banning the sale of red flannel shirts, glow in the dark butt-plugs, prius automobiles, skittles, etc. cancel all performances by adele, beyonce, talylor swift, and margaret cho. replace all the phallic shaped legs on the barstools in gay bars, (and then turn then right side up). outlaw all cosplay conventions. cancel all feng shui classes. eliminate high school wrestling matches and vanity licence plates. confiscate their keurig machines. you get the general picture. before long all the homos and lesbos will be so horny the crack of dawn won't be safe.
Shhhh.... We're trying to make sex boring so nobody bothers any more- Except for the Bill Gates and Joe Biden types of course. 😃
PS: sorry about being serious about such a hilarious topic 😵💫
No longer is there the thrill of potentially getting the shit kicked out of you for giving a blowjob down an alleyway. Nowadays you get your own TV show.
Yeah. Sigh. But what’s a gay to do?
Rape a kindergartner is all that’s left, I guess. 😈🤡
Had a conversation about that very topic with my kids school principal. Outcome unknown as of yet. Might weave a story out of it at some point.
You had a conversation with your kid’s school principal about the rape of kindergartners? 😳
Might need context...
Over here it’s pretty much a 24/7 dogfight with the schools and the woke diversity kindness suffocation of free speech and parental rights.
BE KIND OR WE WILL KILL YOU
Red flannel shirts?
oh, i get it, i get it. did charles foster kane put you up to this? he is such a kidder. maybe this is one of his many devious, ingenious tests to see if i'm paying attention. okay, i'll play along.
if they aren't red flannel shirts, does that mean it's just meticulously coiffed and dyed body hair? well, ya learn something new everyday.
Y’all are so crazy. I’m moving my desk so I can get some work done.
This is 2023. Crazy has been redefined as "an obsession with an old fashioned concept known as "truth". Please be aware that we at TGG do not harbour such obsessions.
How strange that some still (over) react to being called crazy, when being called “crazy” (not be confused with being called “insane”) is high praise.
Allow me to demonstrate.
You think Covid is a scam? You are crazy.
You think you need another booster? You are insane.
You think Biden is a rutabaga in Ray-Bans? And an empty suited, puppet emperor? You are crazy.
You believe he received “81 miiiillllliooon” votes after campaigning from his basement? You are insane.
Granted, it’s subtle, it’s nuanced, but I know, if thou art crazy, you can grasp this.
Now, I have work to do so I must return to my desk and it’s quite a walk from here, so I must hurry on. After all, this coffee won’t drink itself.
i've been called worse, so no harm, no foul there. in regards to moving your desk please consider this; are you sure the desk wants to be moved? desks have feelings too you know, and preferences also. and remember, the global elitists thank you for your work in furthering the new world order. just think, your monthly donation may very well help a billionaire afford a new chandelier for their yacht, or a breast augmentation for their mistress, or maybe a monogrammed black hooded robe so they can attend mass in style. just give 'til you hurt and give 'til they squirt.
🤣
I guess that’s why they want to normalize sex with children and animals. New frontiers and all that.
Addictions and perversions are parasites that will always, always, ultimately eat the host alive. First the consciousness of morality, then the brain, and finally and lastly, the body. They’re also contagious.
Don’t believe me? Look at all the old perverted addicts. Husks. Zombies. Carcasses. I bet they even smell like death. Greed, BTW, is an addiction. It’s a besetting sin.
J. Biden ---> H. Biden is one example.
That other carcass that’s the Senate minority leader is another. The Senate Majority Leader is yet another. Well, really, DC is filled with the husks of former sentient beings. I mean, if you go back far enough.