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This is like The Babylon Bee’s articles; I can’t tell anymore what is satire and what has actually happened.

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This definitely happened. Honest. 👍

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I mean, it’s not that I’m arguing that it couldn’t happen: it’s just WOW EE

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look, as far as i'm concerned anybody with a couple billion nickels to rub together knows bono is a poser. just following my gut here, but i think he just wants to hang with the cool kids. yeah, i give him props for the cover of the 'war' album, but i doubt that was all his idea. satan probably ain't going to put up with his shit much longer.

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What? I’m serious, be serious right now. Truly true?

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Satan is always pulling pranks like this. He thinks its hilarious. You should have seen Bono's face though. What a laugh.

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My arch enemy is as funny as leprosy.

But yeah, the dimwits that think following him/it/they is going to work out for them is what is truly funny. Doh! Taking the word of the father of all lies might be kinda stoopid, eh?

Kill. Steal. Destroy. The enemy only builds them up in the first place bc he thinks it’s amusing to watch them fall from such (imaginary) great heights.

All of them are genuinely 🤦‍♀️

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Yup! That's what I say. As enemies of the laughing serpent in league with his arch enemy on high, I wonder at these conned, dull boneheads.

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