i myself felt quite relieved after watching the opening ceremonies. i've had a case of blue balls for almost a month, but mr. blue boy/yellow beard apparently refused to take matters into hand so to speak. for that kind of abuse he should be in a penal colony. or should that be penile colony. but you have to hand it to the french (figuratively), no other nation would have the balls to organize such a dazzling ceremony of trans-gression. thankfully, it took the french to temporarily make the masses forget that all the previous olympic torches were blatant phallic symbols. i have it on good authority that during the closing ceremonies all the athletes will exit the stadium through a gigantic vagina formed by children wearing only ball gags and butt plugs.
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i myself felt quite relieved after watching the opening ceremonies. i've had a case of blue balls for almost a month, but mr. blue boy/yellow beard apparently refused to take matters into hand so to speak. for that kind of abuse he should be in a penal colony. or should that be penile colony. but you have to hand it to the french (figuratively), no other nation would have the balls to organize such a dazzling ceremony of trans-gression. thankfully, it took the french to temporarily make the masses forget that all the previous olympic torches were blatant phallic symbols. i have it on good authority that during the closing ceremonies all the athletes will exit the stadium through a gigantic vagina formed by children wearing only ball gags and butt plugs.
Wow that sounds wonderful. Can't wait!
Thank you for the helpful recap.
After about the third TV-MA scene my 4-yo son and I, uncultured philistines both, sought out more wholesome fare.
Ah pity. You missed a wonderful show.